Top Ten Reasons to Watch
THURSDAY NIGHT LIVE!

10. Home Run Pies are a valuable source of artificial pineapple flavoring.

9. Two words - wicker furniture.

8. Each night "The Marin Assassin" Paul Nave comes down to the studio and
   kicks a lucky viewer's ass.

7. Pearl Jam?  Piffle.  Smashing Pumpkins?  Please.  Sasquatch?  Now you're
   talkin'!

6. Break dancing monkeys.  You just wait.

5. Random callers receive an unpredictably violent berating by the emotionally
   instable yet impeccably coifed Bryce Stafford.

4. Every now and then Matt Hautau gets liquored up, climbs on the roof and
   throws full beer cans across the street at the Police Department.
    Wackiness ensues.

3. What else are you gonna watch on Thursday night?  Seinfeld?  E.R.?  Hop off
   the bandwagon you pathetic lemming!

2. Ed Brady is a sexier `90's version of Chuck Woolery ... in thrift store
   clothing.

1. It's like cardboard sliding ... without pants.

THURSDAY NIGHTS - 9:00 - CHANNEL 23

I got your "Must-See-T.V." right here, punk.